"If I walk backwards fast enough,
then maybe I will bump into the girl
I was before you loved me.
Maybe I can convince her to
go a different way."
My anaconda will consider it
"The most powerful relationship you will ever have is the relationship with yourself."
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
trying to cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth